Dil mein utar kar nhi dekhaa

Aankhon mein raha dil mein utar kar nhi dekhaa,
Kashti Kay musaafir nay samander nhi dekha,

Be waqt agar jaaoongaa sabh chaunk padeingay,
Aik ummar hue din mein kabhi ghar nhi dekha,

Jiss din say chalaa hoon meri manzil pay nazar hai,
Aankhon nay kabhi meel ka pathar nhi dekhaa,

Yeh phool mujhay koi viraasat mein milay hain,
Tumnay mera kanton bharaa bistar nhi dekhaa,

Pathar mujhay kehta hai mujhay chaahnay vaalaa,
Main mom hoon uss nay mujhay chhoo kar nhi dekhaa

- Pramod Ambady

- Loveable Poet

Dil ki Baat

कुछ बातें हम से सुना करो,
कुछ बातें हम से किया करो,

मुझे दिल की बात बता दो तुम,
होंठ ना अपने सिया करो,

जो बात लबों तक ना आए,
वो आंखों से कह दिया करो,

कुछ बातें कहना मुश्किल है,
तुम चहरे से पढ़ लिया करो,

जब तनहा-तनहा होते हो,
आवाज मुझे तुम दिया करो,

हर धड़कन मेरे नाम करो,
हर सांस मुझको दिया करो,

जो खुशियां तेरी चाहत हैं,
मेरे दामन से चुन लिया करो।

- Loveable Poet

Tips to dump your boyfriend

 

Hey gals!!!!!if you are fed up with your existing relationship and you are looking for ways to get over but still are not able to find any.....then don’t worry. Getting dumped or dumping someone is hard to do but nothing is impossible if you try. Try these tips, they might work out…………

1. When your boyfriend brings you a bouquet of flowers, take a sneeze and say you are allergic to anything less than Rs 500 per stem.

2. When he reads a poem he has written for you all loud, take a big yawn and tell him to skip ahead to the good parts.

3. When he surprises you by an expensive jewelry, then ask if he’s got a gift receipt with him.

4. Every time when he tries to hug you, make faces and say, “Ooofff, you never used to be so mushy all the time.”

5. Every time when he starts smoking in public, ask him to blow smoke rings in the shape of lovy dovy hearts.

6. Ask him to company you to the girls night out wearing one piece dress, makeup, jewelry, high heels and all that.

7. Tell him that your dog is having puppies and you need to take a year off in order to train them to attack you picture.

8. Pump your legs at the crowd and yell “Deal, Deal, Deal”, instead of saying “ I do”, whenever he asks, “Do you Love me?”

9. Every time when he tries to impress you through his branded new clothes, say, “Wow! Your clothes are exactly similar to those of my helper at home.”

10.  Make a very serious facial expression and say, “This just isn’t for me. Nothing Personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.”

- Loveable Poet

Best Days of Life

1. On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"

"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga......."

" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is

........huuuummmmm........aaaaaaaa............."

"No sir.....I know the answer .......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."

"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"

3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"last time tu aaya the kya?""

"Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."

 

4. Sessionals Test:

"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya........ abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."

"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!

 

5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."

6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"

"They should allow XEROX.........sala system hi kharab hai "

7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."

"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya ..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai" 

9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

 

10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"

11. Exam:

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE

"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya.........."
I AGREE !! !!

This one is dedicated to all my friends:

"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai. Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai, college ke paas Jaggi ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai. Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai. bas ek bar aur wapas lautne ka man karta hai."

- Loveable Poet

LOVE LETTER TO MY LOVE

Secretly am smiling at you very session Surprisingly am short of words for no reason Want to speak a lot and express my thought But all words got struck in my neck throat My heart being like a shape of leaf weighs like a huge mountain inner deep.

My heart was before like a clear ice snow Your fingers came and written a couplet prose When you are touching me, I melt like an ice
The same can't be visualized through human eyes.

I remember one day, Love approached me seeking permission Now with your presence, it demand me to sign the agreement People know through land, sky and water electricity is made But I know, the LOVE I have for you will capture global heed.

Even my horoscope, did not mention a single line about this feel I too never expect and thought I will get capture in this LOVE zeal After your charisma, my heart is beating like a thunder storm Please accept my proposal to love me and make myself calm.

My soul is filled with pleasure whenever I think about yourself For this is the finnest moment i want to treasure with myself My heart is in love with you and hence my eyes are staring at you Before ending the stare, how come your image got inserted in my heart.

Your name is written in the index page of my heart, but I know in this birth i will not succeed to pass I pray GOD to give me one more birth and a chance To express my love to you and make you mine forever.

 

- Loveable Poet

What women want in a Man

Always Don’t Think Dirty ( + 16 )

What I Want in a Man, Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Wants to talk to me.
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Loves to go for drives
10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

- Loveable Poet

How To Tell If She's Interested

How To Tell If She's Interested

 

ARE YOU interested in learning how to tell whether or not a woman is interested in you? Are you fascinated with eye contact, body language, and the little "hints" that women use to tell you that they're attracted to you? If so, and if you're interested in learning how to use these tools to create ATTRACTION, then read THIS:

    OK, I have a quick trick question for you.

    That's right, I said a quick TRICK question.

    How can you tell if a woman is interested in

you?

    Answer quickly.

    So what gives?

    Why am I asking you a trick question?

    Simple.

    Because I'm trying to make you THINK.

    I'm sure that, just like me, you've read a

hundred books and articles that say things like:

"If she tilts her head to one side and strokes her

neck, that's a sign of interest..."

"If she licks her lips in a longing fashion, that

means she's interested in you..."

"If she laughs a lot, makes positive eye contact,

and touches you often, then she likes you..."

    DUH!

    I remember when I first read all this stuff.

    I thought to myself "Wow, cool! I must have

been missing these hints because I didn't know to

look for them. Now I'll know when a woman is

interested in me..."

    Well, there was ONE SMALL problem...

    The problem is that women display these MAJOR

INTEREST signals in about 1 of 100 interactions

with men...

    And there was one BIG problem...

    That problem was that none of the damn books I

read said a single thing about how to MAKE women

give you these signals.

    In other words, what I realized is that average

guys like me who don't get "approached" by women

need to learn not only WHAT to look for, but, more

importantly, how to actually CREATE ATTRACTION in

women so they GAVE me these signals in the FIRST

PLACE.

    So let me share with you some ideas on how to

MAKE women feel ATTRACTION for you... and then

I'll share some ideas on what to LOOK FOR to tell

if a woman is interested.

    And my ideas will be a WEEEEEE BIT different

than the ones you read in your flirting books.

    OK, so you're out at a bar with a few friends,

and it's time to meet some interesting women.

    You look around, and none of the hot young babes in there seem to be tilting their heads to one side, looking you in the eye, and licking their lips... so you decide to DO SOMETHING.

   What do most guys do in this situation?

    Either:

1) Nothing, because they're scared, or...

2) Something typical, like ask a girl to dance, or

if he can buy her a drink.

    If you're guilty of doing these, raise your

hand.

    Then take your raised hand, and slap yourself

silly. Not too hard. But silly.

    If I have your attention, and you're interested in becoming a MASTER of using Body Language to create ATTRACTION, then check this out:

    Here's a thought for you...

    If you put 100 guys in a bar with one beautiful

woman sitting alone, and you say to all 100 of the guys, "Hey guys, which one of you can walk over to that woman and do something to make that woman feel a SEXUAL ATTRACTION for you?"... I'd say that if you're LUCKY, one of them will claim that he can do it.

    In other words, for most guys, the idea of walking up to a girl they don't know and doing something that will TRIGGER an attraction is completely outside of their universe.

    This is one of the reasons why guys do things like asking girls to dance, buying them drinks, etc.

    Now, something you must understand when it comes to women and ATTRACTION is that women don't feel ATTRACTION for WUSSIES.

    ATTRACTION isn't a CHOICE.

    It isn't logical (at least, on the surface).

    But once you start to "get it", everything

changes. Your entire perspective changes once you

"get it", and your results change instantly as

well.

    So here's something for you to try:

    MESS WITH WOMEN.

    That's right "mess with" them.

    Tease.

    Bust on.

    Be difficult.

    Why?

    Because it INSTANTLY communicates that:

1) You could care less what she thinks of you.

2) You're a fun person.

3) You're unpredictable.

4) You're a bit of a "wild card"

5) You GET IT.

    Now, you might be shaking your head right now

and saying "That doesn't make any sense. Why would a woman feel attracted to me if I mess with her instead of being nice?".

    That's a good question.

    But for now, take the hand that you slapped yourself with earlier, and slap yourself again.

    Good.

    I want you to STOP following your "be nice and kiss ass" instincts when you first meet a woman, and instead practice MESSING WITH HER.

    Make fun of something.

    Go to hand her something, then pull it away at

the last second.

    Shake your head in despair and tell her that

she's screwing up her chances with you.

    Say something Cocky & Funny, then turn around

and walk away before she can respond to your face.

    Can ya feel me, dog?

    Now the good stuff...

HOW TO TELL IF SHE'S INTERESTED

    Well, this is what you were looking for, so

here it is...

    I'm going to give you a stupid-proof formula for knowing whether or not a woman is interested in you.

    Here it is:

1) You engage her.

2) She engages you back.

    Yes, that's it. Please stop the applause long enough that I can finish. You can clap later.

    I know that this sounds a little "Duh-ish", but

stay with me here.

    If I walk into a restaurant, and the hostess asks me how many are in my party, and I answer with, "Well, there are three of us. I guess there will be FOUR if YOU join us..." and she laughs at my joke, then IT'S ON!

    If I'm standing at the bar, and the woman next

to me bumps into my arm, and I turn and say, "Hey, watch it, OK? Keep some space here, I need at least a foot of room..." in a serious tone of voice... and she starts playing along by smiling and moving away from me then back again playfully,then IT'S ON!

    If I'm talking to a woman that I met at the

magazine rack, and I ask her, "What's with that huge purse of yours? You got a dog in there or something?" and she starts laughing and making excuses, then IT'S ON!

    In a nutshell, what I'm trying to say is:

1) Stop looking around for signals from women that

they're "interested" in you.

2) Stop CARING whether or not a particular woman

is interested in you.

3) Instead, start TRIGGERING the interest, and watching to see if women ENGAGE. If they do, then assume that IT'S ON!

    As long as you use how she's responding to what YOU do as your gauge, then you'll have a MUCH easier time spotting the "she wants me" clues...

    ...Because YOU ARE THE ONE CAUSING THEM.

    And...

    ...and if you want literally HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of killer ideas for making women feel ATTRACTION for you, then go get a copy of my Advanced Dating Techniques Program.

    This program will give you a COMPLETE

foundation for overcoming fear, approaching women, getting dates, and taking things to a "physical" level quickly... easily... and without rejection.

    I'm serious.

    Go check out some of the killer preview video

clips that I have on my website here:

    Oh, and if you haven't taken the time to download my online eBook, then you must do that NOW. You can download it right now, and literally be reading it within a few minutes. You can download it here:

    Stop beating your head against the wall, and start taking advantage of the years I've spent learning this stuff. You'll be SO glad you did.

    I'll talk to you again soon.

         Your Friend,

         David D.

P.S. If you'd like to look at ALL of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to attract and meet women, then take a minute and look at my online "catalog" site. You can see all my programs, plus watch some great video clips of every one of them here:

 

- Loveable Poet

How To Impress ANY Woman

How To Impress ANY Woman

    I've learned a secret to impressing women that

I'm going to share with you in this newsletter.

    It's a secret that probably not 1 in 1,000 men

knows or will ever figure out on his own.

    The REASON that most men will never figure out

this particular secret is that it's TOO OBVIOUS.

    Let me explain...

    I personally think that most men feel a very

powerful desire to IMPRESS women.

    If you watch the way a man behaves when he's

talking to a woman he's just met or a woman that

he's on a first date with, you can SEE IT.

    Maybe you've been there yourself.

    I know I have. Many, many times, in fact.

    The feeling that you need to impress a woman

usually comes along with another feeling: DON'T

SCREW THIS UP.

    Here are some of the signs that a guy is

feeling the need to "impress" the woman that he's

talking to:

1) He tries to only say "cool" things, or things

that will "impress" the woman.

2) He acts nervous and stilted during the

conversation... sometimes coming across as

"formal".

3) He tries to figure out what the woman wants

to hear.

4) If he says something that the woman doesn't

like, he "back-pedals" and tries to change what

he said to suit the woman.

5) He doesn't say anything "risky", doesn't tease

the woman, and doesn't do anything to upset her.

...in other words, when a guy is talking to a

woman that he "likes", he's usually on his "best

behavior", and he's trying to "put his best foot

forward".

    To say it again, MEN FEEL A POWERFUL DRIVE

TO IMPRESS THE WOMAN THAT THEY "LIKE".

    And this drive to impress often makes them

act UNNATURAL.

    There's your first hint, in fact...

THE SECRET

    Remember at the beginning when I told you that

I was going to share a secret with you about how

to impress women that not 1 in 1,000 men will

figure out on their own?

    Well, here it is:

    STOP TRYING.

    If you will just STOP TRYING to impress women,

and do the things I'm teaching you instead, women

will NATURALLY be "impressed" by you.

TRYING TO IMPRESS A WOMAN DOESN'T IMPRESS HER.

    So let's break this down...

WHY IMPRESSING WOMEN IS THE WRONG ROAD

    What's wrong with trying to "impress" women,

anyway?

    To start with, EVERYTHING.

    When you intentionally try to impress a woman,

you send the following messages on a "subtle" level:

1) I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I

    will try to "impress" you instead.

2) I'm not comfortable enough around women to just

    act normal.

3) I don't have a lot of experience with attractive

    women.

4) I'm insecure.

5) I don't know how to make women feel comfortable

    with me.

    Ouch.

    But it's the truth.

    Women can TELL INSTANTLY when you're "trying".

    The conversation doesn't feel "normal", your

body language is strange, and you can't seem to

have a regular conversation.

    Now of course, I've just described the way that

about 99.9999% of men act when they're first talking

to a woman that they "like".

    Are you ready for a profound insight?

    Here goes...

MOST MEN DO THIS WITH MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN MOST

OF THE TIME. IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S OLD NEWS. IT'S

BORING. IT'S PREDICTABLE. AND IT DOES NOT IMPRESS

AT ALL.

    The bottom line is that trying to impress a

woman usually has the OPPOSITE effect.

    It not only makes you look like a nervous guy

who can't make normal conversation... it also

bores the hell out of women.

WHAT TO DO INSTEAD

    OK, so you're out having a cup of tea with a

beautiful woman you just met a few days before...

    She asks you what you do for a living.

    Should you answer with:

1) "Well, I'm an engineer for a software company

    that makes sophisticated vector widget plotting

    algorithms. I've been with them for three years,

    and I'm about to be promoted to ALGORITHM

    MANAGER."

2) "I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in

    a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked

    ass? That's my job."

...?

    Well, it all depends on what your outcome is.

    If you want to try and IMPRESS the girl with

your cool high-tech job, then #1 will work just

fine.

    Unfortunately, it won't impress her at all,

and it will make you sound like a jackass who is

trying to sound cool.

    If you want to ACTUALLY impress her, try #2.

    Most men don't have the BALLS to say something

like this when a woman asks a "serious" question

like "What do you do?".

    If you REALLY want to make a long-lasting

impression, KEEP THE HUMOR GOING.

    She'll say "No, really... what do you do?".

    Answer with: "No, really. Haven't you ever

seen it when an actor needs a stunt ass? I mean

hey... someone's got to do it".

    Now, I can't possibly go into all the reasons

why it's a HUGE MISTAKE to try to impress a woman,

or to feel like everything you say should be

"impressive".

    There are MANY reasons for this.

    MORE IMPORTANTLY, there are a few things you

can do that will INSTANTLY impress a woman...

and I mean REALLY impress her.

    But these things aren't OBVIOUS.

    The most IMPORTANT thing you can do to

IMPRESS a woman is make her feel a powerful

emotional ATTRACTION for you.

    This feeling will stay with her long after you

have left and gone home.

    And it's the one thing that will make women

pursue YOU... and try to impress YOU.

    What's the best way to do this?

1) Stop trying to IMPRESS women. Stop now.

2) Go download a copy of my online eBook "Double

    Your Dating", and read it. It contains literally

    DOZENS and dozens of great techniques for you to

    use that will make women feel ATTRACTION for you.

    And if you've already read my eBook, and you're

ready to take your success to an entirely new

level, then you must get yourself a copy of my

"Advanced Dating Techniques" CD/DVD Program.

    This is the most complete, detailed, step-by-

step system available for becoming the kind of

man that women want to be with.

    This program is GUARANTEED 100% by me to take

you to the next level and beyond with women.

- Loveable Poet