Abhi Abhi To Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo

         

             

Abhi Abhi To Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo

Aab Main Dil Ki Hard Disk Pe Aur Kitni Files Daaloo

Apne Chehare Se Ruswaai Ka Error To Hatao

Ai Jaaneman Apne Dil Ka Password To Batao

Woh To Hum Hain Jo Aap Ki Chahat Dil Main Rakhte Hain

Warna Aap Jaise Kitney Hi Softwares Bazaar Main Bikte Hain

Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapne Main Aate Ho

Mere Pyar Ko Mouse Bana Ke Ungaliyon Pe Nachaate Ho

Tere Pyar Ka Email Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai

Par Beech Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aataa Hai

Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Intezaar

Hamaare Dil Ki Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar

Apni Insult Ka Badalaa Dekhna Main Kaise Loonga

Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga

Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Ker Diya Karte Hai

Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai

Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style

Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File

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आज हम एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी के बारे में पढायेंगे . . .

इस जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .

ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च

किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...

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नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है...

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते

कुत्ता भी बनता है... इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी

आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता

कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके..... ये प्राणी नर प्राणी

को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता है... ये प्राणी रुपया को आसानी से

सूंघ सकता है......

so be careful...... -

નદીની રેતમાં રમતું નગર મળે ન મળે,

   

નદીની રેતમાં રમતું નગર મળે ન મળે,

ફરી આ દ્રશ્ય સ્મૃતિપટ ઉપર મળે ન મળે.

ભરી લો શ્વાસમાં એની સુગંધનો દરિયો,

પછી આ માટીની ભીની અસર મળે ન મળે.

પરિચિતોને ધરાઈને જોઈ લેવા દો,

આ હસતા ચહેરા; આ મીઠી નજર મળે ન મળે.

ભરી લો આંખમાં રસ્તાઓ, બારીઓ, ભીંતો,

પછી આ શહેર, આ ગલીઓ, આ ઘર મળે ન મળે.

રડી લો આજ સંબંધોને વીંટળાઈ અહીં,

પછી કોઈને કોઈની કબર મળે ન મળે.

વળાવા આવ્યા છે એ ચ્હેરા ફરશે આંખોમાં,

ભલે સફરમાં કોઈ હમસફર મળે ન મળે.

વતનની ધૂળથી માથુ ભરી લઉં ‘આદિલ’,

અરે આ ધૂળ પછી ઉમ્રભર મળે ન મળે.

 

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Tips to dump your boyfriend

 

Hey gals!!!!!if you are fed up with your existing relationship and you are looking for ways to get over but still are not able to find any.....then don’t worry. Getting dumped or dumping someone is hard to do but nothing is impossible if you try. Try these tips, they might work out…………

1. When your boyfriend brings you a bouquet of flowers, take a sneeze and say you are allergic to anything less than Rs 500 per stem.

2. When he reads a poem he has written for you all loud, take a big yawn and tell him to skip ahead to the good parts.

3. When he surprises you by an expensive jewelry, then ask if he’s got a gift receipt with him.

4. Every time when he tries to hug you, make faces and say, “Ooofff, you never used to be so mushy all the time.”

5. Every time when he starts smoking in public, ask him to blow smoke rings in the shape of lovy dovy hearts.

6. Ask him to company you to the girls night out wearing one piece dress, makeup, jewelry, high heels and all that.

7. Tell him that your dog is having puppies and you need to take a year off in order to train them to attack you picture.

8. Pump your legs at the crowd and yell “Deal, Deal, Deal”, instead of saying “ I do”, whenever he asks, “Do you Love me?”

9. Every time when he tries to impress you through his branded new clothes, say, “Wow! Your clothes are exactly similar to those of my helper at home.”

10.  Make a very serious facial expression and say, “This just isn’t for me. Nothing Personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.”

- Loveable Poet

What women want in a Man

Always Don’t Think Dirty ( + 16 )

What I Want in a Man, Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Wants to talk to me.
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Loves to go for drives
10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

- Loveable Poet

How To Tell If She's Interested

How To Tell If She's Interested

 

ARE YOU interested in learning how to tell whether or not a woman is interested in you? Are you fascinated with eye contact, body language, and the little "hints" that women use to tell you that they're attracted to you? If so, and if you're interested in learning how to use these tools to create ATTRACTION, then read THIS:

    OK, I have a quick trick question for you.

    That's right, I said a quick TRICK question.

    How can you tell if a woman is interested in

you?

    Answer quickly.

    So what gives?

    Why am I asking you a trick question?

    Simple.

    Because I'm trying to make you THINK.

    I'm sure that, just like me, you've read a

hundred books and articles that say things like:

"If she tilts her head to one side and strokes her

neck, that's a sign of interest..."

"If she licks her lips in a longing fashion, that

means she's interested in you..."

"If she laughs a lot, makes positive eye contact,

and touches you often, then she likes you..."

    DUH!

    I remember when I first read all this stuff.

    I thought to myself "Wow, cool! I must have

been missing these hints because I didn't know to

look for them. Now I'll know when a woman is

interested in me..."

    Well, there was ONE SMALL problem...

    The problem is that women display these MAJOR

INTEREST signals in about 1 of 100 interactions

with men...

    And there was one BIG problem...

    That problem was that none of the damn books I

read said a single thing about how to MAKE women

give you these signals.

    In other words, what I realized is that average

guys like me who don't get "approached" by women

need to learn not only WHAT to look for, but, more

importantly, how to actually CREATE ATTRACTION in

women so they GAVE me these signals in the FIRST

PLACE.

    So let me share with you some ideas on how to

MAKE women feel ATTRACTION for you... and then

I'll share some ideas on what to LOOK FOR to tell

if a woman is interested.

    And my ideas will be a WEEEEEE BIT different

than the ones you read in your flirting books.

    OK, so you're out at a bar with a few friends,

and it's time to meet some interesting women.

    You look around, and none of the hot young babes in there seem to be tilting their heads to one side, looking you in the eye, and licking their lips... so you decide to DO SOMETHING.

   What do most guys do in this situation?

    Either:

1) Nothing, because they're scared, or...

2) Something typical, like ask a girl to dance, or

if he can buy her a drink.

    If you're guilty of doing these, raise your

hand.

    Then take your raised hand, and slap yourself

silly. Not too hard. But silly.

    If I have your attention, and you're interested in becoming a MASTER of using Body Language to create ATTRACTION, then check this out:

    Here's a thought for you...

    If you put 100 guys in a bar with one beautiful

woman sitting alone, and you say to all 100 of the guys, "Hey guys, which one of you can walk over to that woman and do something to make that woman feel a SEXUAL ATTRACTION for you?"... I'd say that if you're LUCKY, one of them will claim that he can do it.

    In other words, for most guys, the idea of walking up to a girl they don't know and doing something that will TRIGGER an attraction is completely outside of their universe.

    This is one of the reasons why guys do things like asking girls to dance, buying them drinks, etc.

    Now, something you must understand when it comes to women and ATTRACTION is that women don't feel ATTRACTION for WUSSIES.

    ATTRACTION isn't a CHOICE.

    It isn't logical (at least, on the surface).

    But once you start to "get it", everything

changes. Your entire perspective changes once you

"get it", and your results change instantly as

well.

    So here's something for you to try:

    MESS WITH WOMEN.

    That's right "mess with" them.

    Tease.

    Bust on.

    Be difficult.

    Why?

    Because it INSTANTLY communicates that:

1) You could care less what she thinks of you.

2) You're a fun person.

3) You're unpredictable.

4) You're a bit of a "wild card"

5) You GET IT.

    Now, you might be shaking your head right now

and saying "That doesn't make any sense. Why would a woman feel attracted to me if I mess with her instead of being nice?".

    That's a good question.

    But for now, take the hand that you slapped yourself with earlier, and slap yourself again.

    Good.

    I want you to STOP following your "be nice and kiss ass" instincts when you first meet a woman, and instead practice MESSING WITH HER.

    Make fun of something.

    Go to hand her something, then pull it away at

the last second.

    Shake your head in despair and tell her that

she's screwing up her chances with you.

    Say something Cocky & Funny, then turn around

and walk away before she can respond to your face.

    Can ya feel me, dog?

    Now the good stuff...

HOW TO TELL IF SHE'S INTERESTED

    Well, this is what you were looking for, so

here it is...

    I'm going to give you a stupid-proof formula for knowing whether or not a woman is interested in you.

    Here it is:

1) You engage her.

2) She engages you back.

    Yes, that's it. Please stop the applause long enough that I can finish. You can clap later.

    I know that this sounds a little "Duh-ish", but

stay with me here.

    If I walk into a restaurant, and the hostess asks me how many are in my party, and I answer with, "Well, there are three of us. I guess there will be FOUR if YOU join us..." and she laughs at my joke, then IT'S ON!

    If I'm standing at the bar, and the woman next

to me bumps into my arm, and I turn and say, "Hey, watch it, OK? Keep some space here, I need at least a foot of room..." in a serious tone of voice... and she starts playing along by smiling and moving away from me then back again playfully,then IT'S ON!

    If I'm talking to a woman that I met at the

magazine rack, and I ask her, "What's with that huge purse of yours? You got a dog in there or something?" and she starts laughing and making excuses, then IT'S ON!

    In a nutshell, what I'm trying to say is:

1) Stop looking around for signals from women that

they're "interested" in you.

2) Stop CARING whether or not a particular woman

is interested in you.

3) Instead, start TRIGGERING the interest, and watching to see if women ENGAGE. If they do, then assume that IT'S ON!

    As long as you use how she's responding to what YOU do as your gauge, then you'll have a MUCH easier time spotting the "she wants me" clues...

    ...Because YOU ARE THE ONE CAUSING THEM.

    And...

    ...and if you want literally HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of killer ideas for making women feel ATTRACTION for you, then go get a copy of my Advanced Dating Techniques Program.

    This program will give you a COMPLETE

foundation for overcoming fear, approaching women, getting dates, and taking things to a "physical" level quickly... easily... and without rejection.

    I'm serious.

    Go check out some of the killer preview video

clips that I have on my website here:

    Oh, and if you haven't taken the time to download my online eBook, then you must do that NOW. You can download it right now, and literally be reading it within a few minutes. You can download it here:

    Stop beating your head against the wall, and start taking advantage of the years I've spent learning this stuff. You'll be SO glad you did.

    I'll talk to you again soon.

         Your Friend,

         David D.

P.S. If you'd like to look at ALL of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to attract and meet women, then take a minute and look at my online "catalog" site. You can see all my programs, plus watch some great video clips of every one of them here:

 

- Loveable Poet