108 NAME AND MEANING OF GANESHJI

1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer

2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord

3. Amit : Incomparable lord

4. Anantachidrupamayam : Infinite and consciousness personified

5. Avaneesh: Lord of the whole world

6. Avighna: Remover of obstacles

7. Balaganapati: Beloved and lovable child

8. Bhalchandra: Moon-crested lord

9. Bheema: Huge and Gigantic

10. Bhupati: Lord of the gods

11. Bhuvanpati: God of the gods

12. Buddhinath: God of wisdom

13. Budhipriya: Knowledge bestower

14. Bhudhividhata: God of knowledge

15. Chaturbhuj: One who has four arms

16. Devadeva: Lord of all lords

17. Devantakanashakarin : Destroyer of evils and asuras

18. Devarata: One who accepts all gods

19. Devendrashika: Protector of all gods

20. Dharmik: One who gives charity

21. Dhoomravarna: Smoke-Hued lord

22. Durja: Invincible lord

23. Dvaimatura: One who has two mothers

24. Ekaakshara: He of the single syllable

25. Ekadanta: Single-Tusked lord

26. Ekadrishta: Single-Tusked lord

27. Eshanputra: Lord Shiva's son

28. Gadadhara: One who has the mace as his weapon

29. Gajakarna: One who has eyes like an elephant

30. Gajanana: Elephant-Faced lord

31. Gajananeti: Elephant-Faced lord

32. Gajavakra: Trunk of the elephant

33. Gajavaktra: One who has mouth like an elephant

34. Ganadhakshya: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)

35. Ganadhyakshina: Leader of all the celestial bodies

36. Ganapati: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)

37. Gaurisuta: The son of Gauri (Parvati)

38. Gunina: One who is the master of all virtues

39. Haridra: One who is golden colored

40. Heramba: Mother's Beloved son

41. Kapila: Yellowish-Brown colored

42. Kaveesha: Master of poets

43. Krti: Lord of music

44. Kripalu: Merciful lord

45. Krishapingaksha: Yellowish-Brown eyed

46. Kshamakaram: The place of forgiveness

47. Kshipra: One who is easy to appease

48. Lambakarna: Large-Eared lords

49. Lambodara: The huge bellied lord

50. Mahabala: Enormously strong lord

51. Mahaganpati: Omnipotent and supreme lord

52. Maheshwaram: Lord of the universe

53. Mangalamurti: All auspicious lord

54. Manomay: Winner of hearts

55. Mrityunjaya: Conqueror of death

56. Mundakarama: Abode of happiness

57. Muktidaya: Bestower of eternal bliss

58. Mushikvahana: One who has mouse as charioteer

59. Nadapratithishta: One who appreciates and loves music

60. Namasthetu: Vanquisher of all evils and vices and sins

61. Nandana: Lord Shiva's son

62. Nideeshwaram: Giver of wealth and treasures

63. Omkara: One who has the form of OM

64. Pitambara: One who has yellow-colored body

65. Pramoda: Lord of all abodes

66. Prathameshwara: First among all

67. Purush: The omnipotent personality

68. Rakta: One who has red-colored body

69. Rudrapriya: Beloved of lord Shiva

70. Sarvadevatman: Acceptor of all celestial offerings

71. Sarvasiddanta: Bestower of skills and wisdom

72. Sarvatman: Protector of the universe

73. Shambhavi: The son of Parvati

74. Shashivarnam: One who has a moon like complexion

75. Shoorpakarna: Large-eared Lord

76. Shuban: All auspicious lord

77. Shubhagunakanan: One who is the master of all virtues

78. Shweta: One who is as pure as the white colour

79. Siddhidhata: Bestower of success and accomplishments

80. Siddhipriya: Bestower of wishes and boons

81. Siddhivinayak: Bestower of success

82. Skandapurvaja: Elder brother of Skanda (Lord Kartik)

83. Sumukha: Auspicious face

84. Sureshwaram: Lord of all lords

85. Swaroop: Lover of beauty

86. Tarun: Ageless

87. Uddanda: Nemesis of evils and vices

88. Umaputra: The son of goddess Uma (Parvati)

89. Vakratunda: Curved trunk lord

90. Varaganapati: Bestower of boons

91. Varaprada: Granter of wishes and boons

92. Varadavinayaka: Bestower of Success

93. Veeraganapati: Heroic lord

94. Vidyavaridhi: God of wisdom

95. Vighnahara: Remover of obstacles

96. Vignaharta: Demolisher of obstacles

97. Vighnaraja: Lord of all hindrances

98. Vighnarajendra: Lord of all obstacles

99. Vighnavinashanaya: Destroyer of all obstacles and impediments

100. Vigneshwara: Lord of all obstacles

101. Vikat: Huge and gigantic

102. Vinayaka: Lord of all

103. Vishwamukha: Master of the universe

104. Vishwaraja: King of the world

105. Yagnakaya: Acceptor of all sacred and sacrificial offerings

106. Yashaskaram: Bestower of fame and fortune

107. Yashvasin: Beloved and ever popular lord

108. Yogadhipa: The lord of meditation

- Loveable Poet

What am I

I'm the darkness in the light

the leftness in the right.

I'm the rightness in the wrong

the shortness in the long.

I'm the goodness in the bad

the saneness in the mad.

I'm the ghost in the machine

the genius in the gene.

I'm the tiger's empty cage

the mystery's final page.

I'm the stranger's lonely glance

the hero's only chance.

I'm the undiscovered land

in the single grain of sand.

I'm un tamable like the storm

I'm abstract like emotion

I'm the warmth of quivering lips

I'm the coldness of the polar wind

I'm the peril of that first glimpse

I'm the world you'll never see

the slave who'll never be free.

I'm the truth you'll never know

the place you'll never go.

I'm the song you'll never hear

the cross you'll never bear.

I'm the sadness in the joy

the will you can't destroy.

I'm the twinkle in smone's eye

the last roll of the die.

I'm the catcher in the rye

the 'why not?' in the 'why?'

I'm the half-truth in the lie

Hi I'm Sanket and welcome to ma lil world.

- Loveable Poet

My life without you is.....empty.......!!!

Close ur eyes & imagine life with me......

nOw imAgine LifE wiThOut me,cOuld u dO iT?

I cOuldn'T ImaGinE LifE wIthOut yOu......

wIthOut yOu I'd bE empty.....

My hEaRt,mY heart -Empty.....!!

Right aFter a light rain,have yOu eVer seeN.......A rAinBoW that

oUchEd the sKy?

wHerE It meeTs nExt tO a pOt Of a gold...!!

Like a fuLL mOOn it hAngs nExt tO the hEavEnLy cLOuDs......

fRom wHich yOu cOme,yOu aRe mY sHininG sTaR.........!!

EvEn the sUn mEaNs nOtHiNg tO mE...!!

It hAs nO sEnSe If yOu're nOt hEre.....

I hAvE tO See you aGain tO wAkE uP...

I tHink I wOn't bE abLe tO sUrvIvE lOngEr.....!!

WHy cOuLdn't I bE hApPy wItHoUt yOu ?

I've gOt mY fRiEnDs, mY fAmiLy & my feeLinGs......

ThEy aLso seEm tO bE gOnE oNce & fOr aLL.........

ThE wOrLd iS eMpTy whEn I miss yOu...!!

wIthOuT yOu iT wOuLd bE a LifeleSs LifE tHaT I wOuLd LiVe......

= LoveablePoet

How Girls turn Guys down!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

- Loveable Poet

Happy Friendship Day

kabhi to waqt se pehle aaya karo,

apni awaz sunaker haale dil bayaan karo,

hum to rehte hai aap hi ke khayalon me,

kabhi aap bhi humara khayal kiya karo.

hathon se girr gaee lakire kahin,

bhool aaye hum apni takdeer kahin,

agar tumhe mile to utha lena,

mere hisse ki har khushi hathon me saja lena.

tumhari khushi hi se hi nahi, gum se bhi rishta hai humara,

ye jo tumhari zindagi hai, wo ek hissa hai humara,

aye-dost tumse lafzon ka hi nahi,

ruh ka bhi rishta hai humara.

aapke shehar ka mausam suhana lage,

aapki ek shaam chura loon agar bura na lage,

aap chaho to bhula do mujhe,

par aapko bhulane me shayed hume zamana lage.

hasraton ki nigahon pe sakht pehra hai,

na jane kis umeed per dil thehra hai,

teri chahaton ki kasam hai dost,

pyar ka rishta bahot gehra hai.

Happy Friendship Day

- Loveable Poet

unki kami ...

jane unhe kyoun yeh dunia ajnabi si lagti hai
zindagi men unhe kisi ki kami si tou lagti hai,

humari zindagi tou aaj bhi bahut khubsoorst hai
unki hi nazar kuch thami si lagti hai,

unki hasrate esi thi jo puri ho na saki
isme unke dil ki hi kuch kami si lagti hai,

wo padna paye apne haatho ki lakiro men naam mear
isme humari kismat ki bhi kuch kami si lagti hai,

wo karte hai tanhaiyoun me mere aks ki talash
mujhe to mehfil men bhi kuch unki kami si lagti hai,

zakham to wo aaj bhi humare bhare nahi hai
isme unse milne wale marham ki kuch kami si lagti hai,

- Loveable Poet

Different Stages of Love

Shades of Love

"Love in the heart was not meant there to stay. Love is not love till you give it away". For love to be ever lasting and eternal every one should be aware of the different stages of love and know its significance. Following are the different phases through which you will travel in your love life and only those who pass it will have an endless love.

Attraction can be defined as something, which is more than friendship and is a step towards getting ready for a relationship. Now attraction is of two types:

Physical Attraction - happens when your body reacts to another person. Heart rate increases; temperature rises, palms get sweaty; stomach flutters; throat tightens; etc. This is what will tell you that you are ready for the first contact and also whether you are comfortable in the company of the other person.

Emotional Attraction - develops next if the circumstances are right. After being drawn to a person physically, you then begin to come closer. If you find you have things in common -- hobbies, ideologies, career, education, or some other common ground -- then an emotional attraction starts to form. Sometimes an emotional attraction can occur even when a physical attraction does not. And in this case, the bond will be stronger between the two who connect, since no preconceived notions based on physical appearance has occurred.

INTIMACY Intimacy is something, which a person experiences when you learn to trust and believe your lover. It is a close association with another person of the deepest nature. You share you thoughts, feelings, and dreams. You feel free to discuss everything with this person and you are absolutely comfortable in his company. Thus intimacy develops gradually. If you can't establish intimacy with your partner, your relationship may work for a while, but is unlikely to endure throughout the years. Intimacy is actually the path to a true, healthy and beautiful relationship.

ROMANCE Romance is the essence of a relationship. Without romance your love life will not exist. Romance is the true identity of your love. It brings out your true self and helps you be a better lover, husband and partner. Romance is a celebration of the life you live as part of a couple. It springs naturally and originates from within your heart. It makes you do things that you possibly couldn't have imagined to do otherwise. It shows you who you are and reminds you of the role you play in a relationship. Romance is not responsibility but it is caring about your responsibilities towards your lover and partner. Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other.

PASSION The third stage is passion, which basically means a desire for another person, which has grown to an intensity that can't be ignored. This is often where an emotional relationship turns into a physical relationship. The passion stage is very important. For from here you will understand the true meaning and nature of your relationship. If there is no passion then its best to let go but if there is passion in your relationship then it is time to go on to the next stage.

COMMITMENT The last stage is commitment. This is when you know that you want to spend your whole life with this person you love and you can do anything for him. It is when your whole world just revolves round your lover and you take a pledge to remain true to your mate throughout good and bad times, be by his side whenever he needs you.

Eyes Meet, it is like a Touch...a Spark...Attraction

Unka Waada Hai

Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge,

Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey,

Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He,

Kar Rahe They, Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge...

Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye,

Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye,

Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi,

Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi......

 

Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He,

Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He,

Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye,

Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He......

 

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,

Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,

Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

 

- Loveable Poet

Tips to dump your boyfriend

 

Hey gals!!!!!if you are fed up with your existing relationship and you are looking for ways to get over but still are not able to find any.....then don’t worry. Getting dumped or dumping someone is hard to do but nothing is impossible if you try. Try these tips, they might work out…………

1. When your boyfriend brings you a bouquet of flowers, take a sneeze and say you are allergic to anything less than Rs 500 per stem.

2. When he reads a poem he has written for you all loud, take a big yawn and tell him to skip ahead to the good parts.

3. When he surprises you by an expensive jewelry, then ask if he’s got a gift receipt with him.

4. Every time when he tries to hug you, make faces and say, “Ooofff, you never used to be so mushy all the time.”

5. Every time when he starts smoking in public, ask him to blow smoke rings in the shape of lovy dovy hearts.

6. Ask him to company you to the girls night out wearing one piece dress, makeup, jewelry, high heels and all that.

7. Tell him that your dog is having puppies and you need to take a year off in order to train them to attack you picture.

8. Pump your legs at the crowd and yell “Deal, Deal, Deal”, instead of saying “ I do”, whenever he asks, “Do you Love me?”

9. Every time when he tries to impress you through his branded new clothes, say, “Wow! Your clothes are exactly similar to those of my helper at home.”

10.  Make a very serious facial expression and say, “This just isn’t for me. Nothing Personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.”

- Loveable Poet

Best Days of Life

1. On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"

"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse likhunga......."

" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is

........huuuummmmm........aaaaaaaa............."

"No sir.....I know the answer .......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."

"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"

3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"last time tu aaya the kya?""

"Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."

 

4. Sessionals Test:

"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya........ abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."

"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!

 

5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."

6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"

"They should allow XEROX.........sala system hi kharab hai "

7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."

"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya ..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai" 

9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

 

10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"

11. Exam:

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE

"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya.........."
I AGREE !! !!

This one is dedicated to all my friends:

"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai. kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain. abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai. Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai, college ke paas Jaggi ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai. Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai. Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai. Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai. bas ek bar aur wapas lautne ka man karta hai."

- Loveable Poet

LOVE LETTER TO MY LOVE

Secretly am smiling at you very session Surprisingly am short of words for no reason Want to speak a lot and express my thought But all words got struck in my neck throat My heart being like a shape of leaf weighs like a huge mountain inner deep.

My heart was before like a clear ice snow Your fingers came and written a couplet prose When you are touching me, I melt like an ice
The same can't be visualized through human eyes.

I remember one day, Love approached me seeking permission Now with your presence, it demand me to sign the agreement People know through land, sky and water electricity is made But I know, the LOVE I have for you will capture global heed.

Even my horoscope, did not mention a single line about this feel I too never expect and thought I will get capture in this LOVE zeal After your charisma, my heart is beating like a thunder storm Please accept my proposal to love me and make myself calm.

My soul is filled with pleasure whenever I think about yourself For this is the finnest moment i want to treasure with myself My heart is in love with you and hence my eyes are staring at you Before ending the stare, how come your image got inserted in my heart.

Your name is written in the index page of my heart, but I know in this birth i will not succeed to pass I pray GOD to give me one more birth and a chance To express my love to you and make you mine forever.

 

- Loveable Poet

What women want in a Man

Always Don’t Think Dirty ( + 16 )

What I Want in a Man, Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Wants to talk to me.
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Loves to go for drives
10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

- Loveable Poet

How To Tell If She's Interested

How To Tell If She's Interested

 

ARE YOU interested in learning how to tell whether or not a woman is interested in you? Are you fascinated with eye contact, body language, and the little "hints" that women use to tell you that they're attracted to you? If so, and if you're interested in learning how to use these tools to create ATTRACTION, then read THIS:

    OK, I have a quick trick question for you.

    That's right, I said a quick TRICK question.

    How can you tell if a woman is interested in

you?

    Answer quickly.

    So what gives?

    Why am I asking you a trick question?

    Simple.

    Because I'm trying to make you THINK.

    I'm sure that, just like me, you've read a

hundred books and articles that say things like:

"If she tilts her head to one side and strokes her

neck, that's a sign of interest..."

"If she licks her lips in a longing fashion, that

means she's interested in you..."

"If she laughs a lot, makes positive eye contact,

and touches you often, then she likes you..."

    DUH!

    I remember when I first read all this stuff.

    I thought to myself "Wow, cool! I must have

been missing these hints because I didn't know to

look for them. Now I'll know when a woman is

interested in me..."

    Well, there was ONE SMALL problem...

    The problem is that women display these MAJOR

INTEREST signals in about 1 of 100 interactions

with men...

    And there was one BIG problem...

    That problem was that none of the damn books I

read said a single thing about how to MAKE women

give you these signals.

    In other words, what I realized is that average

guys like me who don't get "approached" by women

need to learn not only WHAT to look for, but, more

importantly, how to actually CREATE ATTRACTION in

women so they GAVE me these signals in the FIRST

PLACE.

    So let me share with you some ideas on how to

MAKE women feel ATTRACTION for you... and then

I'll share some ideas on what to LOOK FOR to tell

if a woman is interested.

    And my ideas will be a WEEEEEE BIT different

than the ones you read in your flirting books.

    OK, so you're out at a bar with a few friends,

and it's time to meet some interesting women.

    You look around, and none of the hot young babes in there seem to be tilting their heads to one side, looking you in the eye, and licking their lips... so you decide to DO SOMETHING.

   What do most guys do in this situation?

    Either:

1) Nothing, because they're scared, or...

2) Something typical, like ask a girl to dance, or

if he can buy her a drink.

    If you're guilty of doing these, raise your

hand.

    Then take your raised hand, and slap yourself

silly. Not too hard. But silly.

    If I have your attention, and you're interested in becoming a MASTER of using Body Language to create ATTRACTION, then check this out:

    Here's a thought for you...

    If you put 100 guys in a bar with one beautiful

woman sitting alone, and you say to all 100 of the guys, "Hey guys, which one of you can walk over to that woman and do something to make that woman feel a SEXUAL ATTRACTION for you?"... I'd say that if you're LUCKY, one of them will claim that he can do it.

    In other words, for most guys, the idea of walking up to a girl they don't know and doing something that will TRIGGER an attraction is completely outside of their universe.

    This is one of the reasons why guys do things like asking girls to dance, buying them drinks, etc.

    Now, something you must understand when it comes to women and ATTRACTION is that women don't feel ATTRACTION for WUSSIES.

    ATTRACTION isn't a CHOICE.

    It isn't logical (at least, on the surface).

    But once you start to "get it", everything

changes. Your entire perspective changes once you

"get it", and your results change instantly as

well.

    So here's something for you to try:

    MESS WITH WOMEN.

    That's right "mess with" them.

    Tease.

    Bust on.

    Be difficult.

    Why?

    Because it INSTANTLY communicates that:

1) You could care less what she thinks of you.

2) You're a fun person.

3) You're unpredictable.

4) You're a bit of a "wild card"

5) You GET IT.

    Now, you might be shaking your head right now

and saying "That doesn't make any sense. Why would a woman feel attracted to me if I mess with her instead of being nice?".

    That's a good question.

    But for now, take the hand that you slapped yourself with earlier, and slap yourself again.

    Good.

    I want you to STOP following your "be nice and kiss ass" instincts when you first meet a woman, and instead practice MESSING WITH HER.

    Make fun of something.

    Go to hand her something, then pull it away at

the last second.

    Shake your head in despair and tell her that

she's screwing up her chances with you.

    Say something Cocky & Funny, then turn around

and walk away before she can respond to your face.

    Can ya feel me, dog?

    Now the good stuff...

HOW TO TELL IF SHE'S INTERESTED

    Well, this is what you were looking for, so

here it is...

    I'm going to give you a stupid-proof formula for knowing whether or not a woman is interested in you.

    Here it is:

1) You engage her.

2) She engages you back.

    Yes, that's it. Please stop the applause long enough that I can finish. You can clap later.

    I know that this sounds a little "Duh-ish", but

stay with me here.

    If I walk into a restaurant, and the hostess asks me how many are in my party, and I answer with, "Well, there are three of us. I guess there will be FOUR if YOU join us..." and she laughs at my joke, then IT'S ON!

    If I'm standing at the bar, and the woman next

to me bumps into my arm, and I turn and say, "Hey, watch it, OK? Keep some space here, I need at least a foot of room..." in a serious tone of voice... and she starts playing along by smiling and moving away from me then back again playfully,then IT'S ON!

    If I'm talking to a woman that I met at the

magazine rack, and I ask her, "What's with that huge purse of yours? You got a dog in there or something?" and she starts laughing and making excuses, then IT'S ON!

    In a nutshell, what I'm trying to say is:

1) Stop looking around for signals from women that

they're "interested" in you.

2) Stop CARING whether or not a particular woman

is interested in you.

3) Instead, start TRIGGERING the interest, and watching to see if women ENGAGE. If they do, then assume that IT'S ON!

    As long as you use how she's responding to what YOU do as your gauge, then you'll have a MUCH easier time spotting the "she wants me" clues...

    ...Because YOU ARE THE ONE CAUSING THEM.

    And...

    ...and if you want literally HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of killer ideas for making women feel ATTRACTION for you, then go get a copy of my Advanced Dating Techniques Program.

    This program will give you a COMPLETE

foundation for overcoming fear, approaching women, getting dates, and taking things to a "physical" level quickly... easily... and without rejection.

    I'm serious.

    Go check out some of the killer preview video

clips that I have on my website here:

    Oh, and if you haven't taken the time to download my online eBook, then you must do that NOW. You can download it right now, and literally be reading it within a few minutes. You can download it here:

    Stop beating your head against the wall, and start taking advantage of the years I've spent learning this stuff. You'll be SO glad you did.

    I'll talk to you again soon.

         Your Friend,

         David D.

P.S. If you'd like to look at ALL of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to attract and meet women, then take a minute and look at my online "catalog" site. You can see all my programs, plus watch some great video clips of every one of them here:

 

- Loveable Poet

I Love You in Different Languages

Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou lief

Albanian : Te dua

Amharic : Afekrishalehou

Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male) Ana Behibek (to a female)

Basc : Nere Maitea

Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern

Bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi

Berber : Lakh tirikh

Bicol : Namumutan ta ka

Bulgarian : Obicham te

Cambodian : kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah Bon sro lanh oon

Cantonese : Ngo oi ney

Catalan : T'estim (mallorcan) T'estime (valencian) T'estimo( catalonian)T'estim molt (I love you a lot)

Chinese : Wo ie ni (Manderin, Cantonese)

Croatian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim (less common)

Czech : miluji te

Danish : Jeg elsker dig

Dutch : Ik hou van jou

Estonian : Mina armastan sind

Esperanto : Mi amas vin

Persian (Farsi) : Tora dust midaram

Flemish : Ik zie oe geerne

Finnish : Mina" rakastan sinua

French : Je t'aime

Friesian : Ik bin fereale op dy Ik ha^ld fan dy (Most commonly used phrase) (the ^ is above the a)

Gaelic : Ta gra agam ort

German : Ich liebe Dich I mog Di ganz arg! (Suebian: South German dialekt.)

Greek : S' ayapo

Gujarati(a dialect of India) : "Tane Prem Karoo Choo"

Hausa : Ina sonki

Hebrew : aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male) aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female) Ani ohev at (man to woman) Ani ohevet atah (woman to man)

Hindi: Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon

Hokkien : Wa ai lu

Hopi : Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged

Icelandic : ?g elska ßig

Indonesian : Saya cinta padamu Saya Cinta Kamu Aku tjinta padamu Saja kasih saudari

Italian : Ti amo

Irish : taim i' ngra leat

Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru

Kazakh : Men seny jaksy kuremyn

Kiswahili : Nakupenda

Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo

Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem

Latin : Te amo Vos amo

Lao : Khoi huk chau

Latvian : Es Tev milu

Lingala : Nalingi yo

Lithuanian: Ash miliu tave

Luo : Aheri

Madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca

Malay/Indonesian : Saya cintakan awak(awak=kamu=you) Aku sayang engkau (engkau=kamu=you)

Malay : Saya cintamu Saya sayangmu

Maltese: Inhobbok!

Mandarin : Wo ai ni

Mohawk : Konoronhkwa

Navajo : Ayor anosh'ni

Ndebele : Niyakutanda

Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)

Pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai

Persian : Tora dost daram

Pilipino : Mahal Kita Iniibig Kita

Polish : Ja Cie Kocham or Kocham Cie (Pronounced Yacha kocham)

Portuguese : Eu te amo

Romanian : Te iu besc

Russian : Ya lyublyu tebya Ya vas lyublyu

Scot Gaelic : Tha gra\dh agam ort

Serbian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim" (less common)

Shona : Ndinokuda

Sioux : Techihhila

Slovak : lubim ta

Slovene : ljubim te (??????)

Spanish : Te amo

Swahili : Nakupenda

Swedish : Jag a"lskar dig

Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn

Tagalog : Mahal kita

Taiwanese : Gwa ai lee

Tamil : Naan Unnai Kadhalikiren

Thai : Phom Rak Khun Ch'an Rak Khun

Tunisian : Ha eh bak

Turkish : Seni seviyorum!

Urdu : Mujhe tumse muhabbat hai

Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman) Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Toi yeu em

Vlaams : Ik hou van jou

Welsh : 'Rwy'n dy garu di. Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi)

Yiddish : Ikh hob dikh lib

Zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?)

Zuni : Tom ho' ichema

*Bicol -> Philipin dialect

*Ndebele -> Zimbabwe

*Vlaams -> Belgian Dutch

*Zazi -> Kurdic dialect

*Shona -> Zimbabwe

*Luo -> Kenya

*a" -> a with umlaut

*e^ -> ^ above e

- Himanshu

- Loveablepost

Bhaishri’s Sandesh – January 2009

Dear Divine Soul Sanket Barot,

Jai Shri Krishna

As we enter a new year, filled with hopes and aspirations, it is a good time for us to take notice of the direction life is taking us. All human beings are travellers or pilgrims on a long journey towards a higher goal and we often strive towards that goal. However, we often forget where we are headed. We have boarded the train of life but we have lost our ticket and thus, we do not know where we want to go. We are all honest, we all tread the path of truth and according to ethics, but we do not know the goal of our life.

It is not enough merely to be industrious nor is it good enough just to be an honest person. We must also be aware of our destination. If we are aware of our goal we may be inspired to hurry towards it but we have forgotten our goal in life and if suddenly we remember but don’t strive sufficiently to achieve it, it reflects our laziness. Once someone becomes habitually lazy it becomes a very difficult habit to remove and it is because of such laziness that the goal of life is forgotten.

The scriptures advise us that to attain true peace and happiness we must attain God and walk the path of a pilgrim. This is our true destination. In our everyday life we first wake up and then get up. However, in the spiritual life we must first get up and then wake up. The term ‘getting up’ here means ‘coming to your senses’. Hence, first come to your senses and then wake up to your divinity. On waking up in the divine consciousness strive to attain God. Stabilise the divinity in normal awareness.

I pray that in that year ahead, we all walk successfully on the pilgrim’s path, never forgetting our true destination and striving to achieve our goal.

With blessings,
Bhaishri