How To Impress ANY Woman

How To Impress ANY Woman

    I've learned a secret to impressing women that

I'm going to share with you in this newsletter.

    It's a secret that probably not 1 in 1,000 men

knows or will ever figure out on his own.

    The REASON that most men will never figure out

this particular secret is that it's TOO OBVIOUS.

    Let me explain...

    I personally think that most men feel a very

powerful desire to IMPRESS women.

    If you watch the way a man behaves when he's

talking to a woman he's just met or a woman that

he's on a first date with, you can SEE IT.

    Maybe you've been there yourself.

    I know I have. Many, many times, in fact.

    The feeling that you need to impress a woman

usually comes along with another feeling: DON'T

SCREW THIS UP.

    Here are some of the signs that a guy is

feeling the need to "impress" the woman that he's

talking to:

1) He tries to only say "cool" things, or things

that will "impress" the woman.

2) He acts nervous and stilted during the

conversation... sometimes coming across as

"formal".

3) He tries to figure out what the woman wants

to hear.

4) If he says something that the woman doesn't

like, he "back-pedals" and tries to change what

he said to suit the woman.

5) He doesn't say anything "risky", doesn't tease

the woman, and doesn't do anything to upset her.

...in other words, when a guy is talking to a

woman that he "likes", he's usually on his "best

behavior", and he's trying to "put his best foot

forward".

    To say it again, MEN FEEL A POWERFUL DRIVE

TO IMPRESS THE WOMAN THAT THEY "LIKE".

    And this drive to impress often makes them

act UNNATURAL.

    There's your first hint, in fact...

THE SECRET

    Remember at the beginning when I told you that

I was going to share a secret with you about how

to impress women that not 1 in 1,000 men will

figure out on their own?

    Well, here it is:

    STOP TRYING.

    If you will just STOP TRYING to impress women,

and do the things I'm teaching you instead, women

will NATURALLY be "impressed" by you.

TRYING TO IMPRESS A WOMAN DOESN'T IMPRESS HER.

    So let's break this down...

WHY IMPRESSING WOMEN IS THE WRONG ROAD

    What's wrong with trying to "impress" women,

anyway?

    To start with, EVERYTHING.

    When you intentionally try to impress a woman,

you send the following messages on a "subtle" level:

1) I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I

    will try to "impress" you instead.

2) I'm not comfortable enough around women to just

    act normal.

3) I don't have a lot of experience with attractive

    women.

4) I'm insecure.

5) I don't know how to make women feel comfortable

    with me.

    Ouch.

    But it's the truth.

    Women can TELL INSTANTLY when you're "trying".

    The conversation doesn't feel "normal", your

body language is strange, and you can't seem to

have a regular conversation.

    Now of course, I've just described the way that

about 99.9999% of men act when they're first talking

to a woman that they "like".

    Are you ready for a profound insight?

    Here goes...

MOST MEN DO THIS WITH MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN MOST

OF THE TIME. IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S OLD NEWS. IT'S

BORING. IT'S PREDICTABLE. AND IT DOES NOT IMPRESS

AT ALL.

    The bottom line is that trying to impress a

woman usually has the OPPOSITE effect.

    It not only makes you look like a nervous guy

who can't make normal conversation... it also

bores the hell out of women.

WHAT TO DO INSTEAD

    OK, so you're out having a cup of tea with a

beautiful woman you just met a few days before...

    She asks you what you do for a living.

    Should you answer with:

1) "Well, I'm an engineer for a software company

    that makes sophisticated vector widget plotting

    algorithms. I've been with them for three years,

    and I'm about to be promoted to ALGORITHM

    MANAGER."

2) "I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in

    a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked

    ass? That's my job."

...?

    Well, it all depends on what your outcome is.

    If you want to try and IMPRESS the girl with

your cool high-tech job, then #1 will work just

fine.

    Unfortunately, it won't impress her at all,

and it will make you sound like a jackass who is

trying to sound cool.

    If you want to ACTUALLY impress her, try #2.

    Most men don't have the BALLS to say something

like this when a woman asks a "serious" question

like "What do you do?".

    If you REALLY want to make a long-lasting

impression, KEEP THE HUMOR GOING.

    She'll say "No, really... what do you do?".

    Answer with: "No, really. Haven't you ever

seen it when an actor needs a stunt ass? I mean

hey... someone's got to do it".

    Now, I can't possibly go into all the reasons

why it's a HUGE MISTAKE to try to impress a woman,

or to feel like everything you say should be

"impressive".

    There are MANY reasons for this.

    MORE IMPORTANTLY, there are a few things you

can do that will INSTANTLY impress a woman...

and I mean REALLY impress her.

    But these things aren't OBVIOUS.

    The most IMPORTANT thing you can do to

IMPRESS a woman is make her feel a powerful

emotional ATTRACTION for you.

    This feeling will stay with her long after you

have left and gone home.

    And it's the one thing that will make women

pursue YOU... and try to impress YOU.

    What's the best way to do this?

1) Stop trying to IMPRESS women. Stop now.

2) Go download a copy of my online eBook "Double

    Your Dating", and read it. It contains literally

    DOZENS and dozens of great techniques for you to

    use that will make women feel ATTRACTION for you.

    And if you've already read my eBook, and you're

ready to take your success to an entirely new

level, then you must get yourself a copy of my

"Advanced Dating Techniques" CD/DVD Program.

    This is the most complete, detailed, step-by-

step system available for becoming the kind of

man that women want to be with.

    This program is GUARANTEED 100% by me to take

you to the next level and beyond with women.

- Loveable Poet

I Love You in Different Languages

Afrikaans : Ek is lief vir jou Ek het jou lief

Albanian : Te dua

Amharic : Afekrishalehou

Arabic : Ana Behibak (to a male) Ana Behibek (to a female)

Basc : Nere Maitea

Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern

Bengali : Ami tomAy bhAlobAshi

Berber : Lakh tirikh

Bicol : Namumutan ta ka

Bulgarian : Obicham te

Cambodian : kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah Bon sro lanh oon

Cantonese : Ngo oi ney

Catalan : T'estim (mallorcan) T'estime (valencian) T'estimo( catalonian)T'estim molt (I love you a lot)

Chinese : Wo ie ni (Manderin, Cantonese)

Croatian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim (less common)

Czech : miluji te

Danish : Jeg elsker dig

Dutch : Ik hou van jou

Estonian : Mina armastan sind

Esperanto : Mi amas vin

Persian (Farsi) : Tora dust midaram

Flemish : Ik zie oe geerne

Finnish : Mina" rakastan sinua

French : Je t'aime

Friesian : Ik bin fereale op dy Ik ha^ld fan dy (Most commonly used phrase) (the ^ is above the a)

Gaelic : Ta gra agam ort

German : Ich liebe Dich I mog Di ganz arg! (Suebian: South German dialekt.)

Greek : S' ayapo

Gujarati(a dialect of India) : "Tane Prem Karoo Choo"

Hausa : Ina sonki

Hebrew : aNEE oHEIVET oTKHA (female to male) aNEE oHEIV otAKH (male to female) Ani ohev at (man to woman) Ani ohevet atah (woman to man)

Hindi: Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon

Hokkien : Wa ai lu

Hopi : Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian : Szeretlek te'ged

Icelandic : ?g elska ßig

Indonesian : Saya cinta padamu Saya Cinta Kamu Aku tjinta padamu Saja kasih saudari

Italian : Ti amo

Irish : taim i' ngra leat

Japanese : Kimi o ai shiteru

Kazakh : Men seny jaksy kuremyn

Kiswahili : Nakupenda

Korean : Tangsinul sarang ha yo

Kurdish : Ez te hezdikhem

Latin : Te amo Vos amo

Lao : Khoi huk chau

Latvian : Es Tev milu

Lingala : Nalingi yo

Lithuanian: Ash miliu tave

Luo : Aheri

Madrid lingo : Me molas, tronca

Malay/Indonesian : Saya cintakan awak(awak=kamu=you) Aku sayang engkau (engkau=kamu=you)

Malay : Saya cintamu Saya sayangmu

Maltese: Inhobbok!

Mandarin : Wo ai ni

Mohawk : Konoronhkwa

Navajo : Ayor anosh'ni

Ndebele : Niyakutanda

Norwegian : Jeg elsker deg (Bokmaal) Eg elskar deg (Nynorsk)

Pakistani : Muje se mu habbat hai

Persian : Tora dost daram

Pilipino : Mahal Kita Iniibig Kita

Polish : Ja Cie Kocham or Kocham Cie (Pronounced Yacha kocham)

Portuguese : Eu te amo

Romanian : Te iu besc

Russian : Ya lyublyu tebya Ya vas lyublyu

Scot Gaelic : Tha gra\dh agam ort

Serbian : Volim te (most common), or Ja te volim" (less common)

Shona : Ndinokuda

Sioux : Techihhila

Slovak : lubim ta

Slovene : ljubim te (??????)

Spanish : Te amo

Swahili : Nakupenda

Swedish : Jag a"lskar dig

Swiss-German : Ch'ha di ga"rn

Tagalog : Mahal kita

Taiwanese : Gwa ai lee

Tamil : Naan Unnai Kadhalikiren

Thai : Phom Rak Khun Ch'an Rak Khun

Tunisian : Ha eh bak

Turkish : Seni seviyorum!

Urdu : Mujhe tumse muhabbat hai

Vietnamese : Anh ye^u em (man to woman) Em ye^u anh (woman to man) Toi yeu em

Vlaams : Ik hou van jou

Welsh : 'Rwy'n dy garu di. Yr wyf i yn dy garu di (chwi)

Yiddish : Ikh hob dikh lib

Zazi : Ezhele hezdege (sp?)

Zuni : Tom ho' ichema

*Bicol -> Philipin dialect

*Ndebele -> Zimbabwe

*Vlaams -> Belgian Dutch

*Zazi -> Kurdic dialect

*Shona -> Zimbabwe

*Luo -> Kenya

*a" -> a with umlaut

*e^ -> ^ above e

- Himanshu

- Loveablepost

खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है

इंतज़ार कराओ हमे इतना

कि वक़्त के फैसले पर अफ़सोस हो जाये

क्या पता कल तुम लौटकर आओ

और हम खामोश हो जाएँदूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं

 

बात तो दिलों कि नज़दीकियों से होती है

दोस्ती तो कुछ आप जैसो से है

वरना मुलाकात तो जाने कितनों से होती हैदिल से खेलना हमे आता नहीं

इसलिये इश्क की बाजी हम हार गए

 

शायद मेरी जिन्दगी से बहुत प्यार था उन्हें

इसलिये मुझे जिंदा ही मार गएमना लूँगा आपको रुठकर तो देखो,

जोड़ लूँगा आपको टूटकर तो देखो।

नादाँ हूँ पर इतना भी नहीं ,

 

थाम लूँगा आपको छूट कर तो देखो।लोग मोहब्बत को खुदा का नाम देते है,

कोई करता है तो इल्जाम देते है।

कहते है पत्थर दिल रोया नही करते,

और पत्थर के रोने को झरने का नाम देते है।

 

भीगी आँखों से मुस्कराने में मज़ा और है,

हसते हँसते पलके भीगने में मज़ा और है,

बात कहके तो कोई भी समझलेता है,

पर खामोशी कोई समझे तो मज़ा और है.

 

- Kadia (Orkut)

- Loveable Poet